Amazing News!

In a strange twist of events, it turns out that the idiot that pulled off the NFL stadium threat hoax actually looks every bit as stupid as I imagined he would.

You have to LOVE a cnnsi.com story that starts with the line, "A 20-year-old grocery store clerk who lives with his parents was behind an Internet hoax..."

Could have just as easily have said, "20-year-old dork who would rather play Dungeons and Dragons than date women pulls off the most ignorant hoax imaginable."

He faces 5 years in prison, and $250,000 in fines. He also faces five years of unimaginable torture if he goes to prison. Good luck talking your new boyfriend Bubba into playing Dungeons and Dragons tonight there, Jake.