Funniest Thing I Have Heard All Day

Steve Kragthorpe, the coach of the Tulsa Golden Hurricanes was discussing his upcoming game with the University of Memphis Tigers.

During the conference call, he made the following observations about some team or another.

They have a lot of excellent athletes on defense.

(obviously not the Tiger defense that can't stop the run to save its life - or the job of Joe Lee Dunn...fired 2 games ago)

They don't give up big plays.

(obviously not the Tiger defense that gave up the game-losing Hail Mary to Arkansas State with 6 seconds left last week to drop to 1-5)

He talked about the excellent running game...Phillip's running very well...you mean Doss? Yeah. He had a huge game against us last year.

(Maybe he means 6'2" Defensive End Rubio Phillips. He must mean him, he's the only Phillips on the team. The Running Back is named Doss, and the guy that had the 30 rushes for a million yards and 3 touchdowns last year is some guy named Williams that was just drafted by the Panthers of Carolina.)

But on the bright side - maybe this means he's overlooking Memphis and they can sneak a few points on the board handing it off to Doss while Tulsa guards Rubio Phillips!

Props to the Almighty Verno for playing these on the show today! I haven't laughed so hard at the radio in a long time!