Local sports radio is running a commercial about coming to Homecoming to see Memphis play Tulsa and see Mr. and Miss U of M crowned…Memphis just lost to Arkansas Freakin’ State. Against Tulsa, there’ll be too much blood on the field to crown Mr. and Miss U of M on the field, so maybe they’ll do it near the concession stands. Memphis gets slaughtered this weekend.

Everybody wants to argue BCS vs playoff – forget that lame, tired, never-ending argument. It’s just this simple! Arkansas beat Number 2 Auburn that just beat Number 2 Florida. Arkansas should obviously be Number 2! Their one loss is to USC, so put USC Number 1, Arkansas Number 2 and nevermind the rest because if you’re not playing for the National Title, it just doesn’t matter!

Speaking of doesn’t matter – we should all send Jim Leyland thank-you cards for sweeping the A’s and getting the ALCS off the TV as soon as possible.

And a good reason to hate bye-weeks in Fantasy Football, Kansas City Cheifs Defense! I picked them up as a free agent defense for the Colts bye-week. Kansas City’s played decent defense the past few weeks and the Steelers average 15 pts per game. Until yesterday and the Steelers light up KC for 45 points. I hate Ben Roethlisberger.

I don’t know how much Mississippi State paid Jacksonville State – but somebody at Memphis needs to call Sylvester Croom and find out how much an easy, guaranteed win costs. At this point, I’m pretty sure South Panola is the best football team in Mississippi.

And finally, just how much does it suck to be an Arizona Cardinal? Not only are you a professional team playing in a stadium sponsored by the local college team, but you're up by 20 at the half - dominating on defense, making Grossman look like a high school kid out there...throwing bad passes, dropping the ball like an idiot - and then you LOSE?! Sir Charles was right about that team - they don't know how to win. They're one of the best ever at losing, though. Dennis Green sounded like he was ready to kill someone. He probably would have killed his players, but they had already choked to death.

(and as a side note, if you haven't seen - or heard - the new Chris Vernon smash hit, check his site. You'll be glad you did!)