Stupid Stories in Sports

Mike Tyson is starting a World Tour...in Youngstown, Ohio?? And somehow we're supposed to think he's not still crazy? And he wants to fight women? How about fighting a 7 foot mutant Russian? I'd pay to see Valuev beat Tyson's brains out.

Stromile Swift has been nursing a sprained knee this preseason - hugely reminiscent of the ankle injury that he nursed for like 4 months in his last go-round with the Grizzlies. Rudy Gay may be amazing, but Stromile Swift is a waste of money. He'll be 35 and his agent will still be looking for big contract money based on Stro's potential.

Why is this Miami nonsense still in the news? Is it news to anybody in the sports-loving that Miami is a school full of thugs and criminals? Lamar Thomas said he wanted to join in the brawl...and again, who's surprised? He played for Miami, right? Coker will be fired before the end of the season. Can you say "lack of institutional control"?