Monday, April 30, 2007

Jeff Gordon, Chris Leak, and the Mavericks

Congrats to Jeff Gordon on his 77th career Cup win...in the most boring Talladega race I can remember. Single file racing for 50 laps, then a blown engine forces a green, white, checkered...and MORE single file pace laps...then a green, white, checkered finish for a half-lap until 2 different wrecks force 2 more single file caution laps.

Then the idiots start throwing crap on the track. I'm glad they arrested some of them. Ban them from the races, and they'll quit. What's going to happen is that they'll outlaw the coolers and force the purchase of $8 beers...not quite as likely to throw it, if you paid as much as 2 six-packs for it.

I cannot believe Chris Leak didn't get drafted! Sam Olajabutu, I can understand. He's a firecracker of a linebacker, but a little short - so I can understand why he didn't get drafted even if I don't agree with it. But Chris Leak? Not drafted at all? I guess just too many teams not really needing quarterbacks.

And Dallas, Congratulations on getting the worst possible matchup in playoff history! 60 game winners down 3-1. That's gotta suck. As a Grizzly fan, I don't know anything about 60 game wins - or being down 3-1 since we keep getting swept - but I do know about worst possible matchups. I hate it for you Mavericks!

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Jeff Gordon's Tribute to Dale Earnhardt

I’ve been a Nascar fan since 1991 when my dad got me hooked on it.

The idiots hate Jeff Gordon because it threatens Dale’s superiority in the sport. Even though they probably never saw Dale race. I was one of those Dale fans that hated Jeff Gordon, until sometime around 95 or 96 when I realized that I only hated him because he was so dang good – and that’s a pretty stupid reason to hate someone. Then when you start reading the stories about how Dale and Jeff interacted – the little shots at each other - such as “he’s so young that they can’t serve champagne” – so then Jeff toasts him with milk.


It’s just ridiculous. These are most likely the fans that became NASCAR fans when Dale died and NASCAR became the focus of every news story on every station. They are the “Gordon’s Gay” fans that don’t know anything about the history of the sport or the drivers who made it what it is. They don’t know about David Pearson, they certainly don’t know about Harry Gant and the 4-race streak, or even Alan Kulwicki and how impressive his Championship in 1992 was as a owner/driver. Nobody has been able to do that in the modern era with that success. They only know DW as the “boogity boogity boogity” guy – they have no idea who “Jaws” the 84-win, short-track dominator was. They don’t know that Waltrip was HATED until some punk named Rusty showed up in the Winston (back when it was run during the day) and stirred up trouble.

And ALL that being said – These same idiots don’t know who Jeff Gordon is and his importance in the sport. Ray Evernham to them is only an owner – not the most brilliant crew chief to ever work in NASCAR. Evernham is the one who looked at pit stops and realized that if they were better coordinated and if you had someone in shape, not just Bubba Ray from the garage changing tires, that you could shave 3 or 4 seconds off of the pit stop. Ray Evernham built a T-Rex car for the Winston (now run at night) that fit every template NASCAR had, but was so monkeyed with that NASCAR told them to never bring it back to another track.




I am a huge Dale Earnhardt fan and respect his legacy in NASCAR. Up until last year, I still had #3 stickers on the cars. My email addresses and message board usernames are all Dale Earnhardt and #3 related (including the name of this very blog), and there’s a framed painting on the wall of my computer room of the #3 and #8 cars…but ragardless of your allegiance, you have to admit that the whole Rainbow Warrior era changed NASCAR.

Evernham is responsible for the aerodynamics of the cars as we know them today. In my opinion, the COT is 100% in response to the advances in body design created by Ray Evernham and Hendrick Motorsports. Jeff is responsible for the young, groomed drivers being the premium in NASCAR today. If Dale Earnhardt were to come along today at age 28 with the cowboy hat and garage guy image, I don’t know that he would even be able to get a ride.

For me, I appreciated the tribute. Some people want to chalk up a lot of Dale’s wins to "past champion perks" like #1 pit stalls, but Jeff’s ridiculous win totals from 95-98 were certainly due to Ray Evernham and his brilliance with car bodies and pit stops. Whether they like him or not, Jeff Gordon is one of NASCAR’s best of all time and has changed the sport, possibly more than any driver who came before him.

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

WOOOO! PIG SOOIE!!

The fact that Dana Altman is turning away from the Hogs and running back to Creighton is the best news I've heard since I heard we were finally firing Bubblehead Nolan all those years ago.

OK, Franky B...you had your little April Fools...let's go get a REAL head coach now!

Sunday, April 01, 2007

No Chance At Cal!

Anybody that thinks that Cal would leave Memphis for Arkansas (or Kentucky) is just plain nuts. He has an elite-8 team minus Jeremy Hunt coming back next year and some freshman you might have heard of...a really iffy prospect from Chicago named Derrick Rose. iffy...yeah, right.

Why would he leave a conference that guarantees him a spot in the tournament year-in and year-out for an Arkansas program that hasn't been anything in 10 years? Yeah, Heath has some outstanding talent coming in/returning and of the vacancies in college basketball this year, Arkansas is the best chance a coach has of winning immediately...but Cal's already winning.

He's not coming to Arkansas. He's not going to Kentucky. He sits high atop the mountain at the University of Memphis and he'd be retarded to leave that position. And John Calipari is a very intelligent coach.